comedians that are actually funny

Every time I look at your face, or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me, and you’re just fun, and you just shit all over me, and you make fun of me, and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I’m gonna live a thousand years, ‘cause that’s how long it’s gonna take me to have one thought about you, which is that I’m crazy about you, Pamela. I don’t wanna be with anybody else… I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore, I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and me were on a train and you were holding me hand. That’s the whole dream - you were holding my hand and I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real. I’m sick in love with you, Pamela. It’s like a condition. It’s like Polio. I feel like I’m gonna die if I can’t be with you, and I can’t be with you. So, I’m gonna die. And I don’t care, ‘cause I was brought into existence to know you, and that’s enough. The idea that you would want me back… It’s like, greedy.